Seriously, you’re not fat. You’re totally pretty/handsome and THIN. Or buff? Whatever you want, that’s what you are. But that’s not even the point of this.
The point is that I moved. My blog did anyway. So click here and win PRIZES!! (Real prizes, I didn’t make that up.) And also, update your reader because this site is going down like Fergie’s London Bridge. Woah! Totally relevant cultural reference that’s only like, 6 years old. Being “hip” ftw!